CONTEXT: At Kurvball’s place last night, she’s over in the kitchen whipping up a quick dinner while I chill out with Felix in the family room. Kurvball and I continue our conversation about what’s for dinner, shouting between rooms.
KURVBALL: And I’ve got peanut butter cookies
KURVBALL: Made with splenda!
GABE: Artificial Sweet!
KURVBALL: And “colon-blow” (EDITOR’S NOTE: Whole wheat flour)
KURVBALL: Yeah, I was wondering where you might go with that.
GABE: Yeah, I got nothing.
KURVBALL: Artificial bowel buddies!
GABE: *another pause*…WAIT, are the buddies artificial, or are the bowels artificial?!
KURVBALL: *pause*…SHUT UP!