“Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?”

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“…For legal purposes, we cannot confirm or deny the presence of an actual monstrosity of a fish in the water, nor are we responsible for anyone’s insistence on symbolism…”

“…look not to a chocolate cake, nor to its carcinogenic icing, for this will but distract you from the perilous plight of the Pequod, whose lonely death rattle the mighty leviathan has already sounded…”

“…There will be games and activities galore! One favorite is known as What’s Inside the Bucket of Heated Ambergris? …”

[via McSweeny’s]

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