Author Archives: jkervin

THAT SOMEONE IS ME!!! IT WILL ALWAYS BE ME!!

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On walking across the Viaduct on a windy afternoon.

What I think I look like: What I actually look like:

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Customer Interaction of The Day

Customer [Holding up 50 Shades of Grey]: Do you have this in another format or cover? Me: No, I’m sorry we don’t. Customer: Oh, It’s just kind of ugly…. People are generally not buying it for the cover, ma’am. Me: … Continue reading

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Me, on Saturday night after I took a muscle relaxant for a headache and then had a couple of beers and all I wanted to do was go home and sleep and not wait for f***ing ever for the transit system to get me home.

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Someone just returned a book by a critically-acclaimed author…and then bought two of the 50 Shades books.

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Conversation with Customer at Work

Customer: “I’m looking for a book; the guy was giving a lecture last night at Indigo and the book is called 100 something.” Me: I’m sorry, I’m not sure I know what book you’re referring to… Customer [in a slightly … Continue reading

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Because he does what he wants, here is a frog sitting on a bench, old man-style.

I know exactly what Herb is saying. (His name is Herb because SHUT UP.) Well, not EXACTLY. But I can tell you he is either 1) Complaining about the weather. 2) Complaining about his knees. 3) Singing a blues song … Continue reading

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