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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Hast’ly eaten cheese, a wheel, eaten in Spanish not mad, but impressed.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Met this kid at work, He bathes? Not in water, but…, dish soap. Reeks of it.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Kurvball practically provoked me into writing this: She, once a rebel, bows to the toaster, Whole wheat has a price.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Janine likes pickles, Also likes antique buttons, And spam…how kooky.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Yuppies on Segways, Riding in this upscale ‘hood, Natures new lost geese.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

The Garbage Jenga, Epic game of triumph, skill, Girlfriend rules this game.

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Haikus ‘Cause I’m Bored

Many Hulks will tweet, Prepress, Drunk, and Bookstore Hulk, All show caps-lock love.

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