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Between Two Campaigners

KURVBALL: “Today’s dinner?” ME: *PAUSE* KURVBALL:  “………………………………………………………………………………………………………….” ME: *PAUSE* KURVBALL: “MOTHERFUCKING TACO TUESDAY, BITCHES.” ME: KURVBALL: “Going to get one of those rotisserie chickens, shred it up good and make some tortillas and it’s going to be AMAZING” ME:

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Between Two Campaigners

*continues conversation* GABE:  Well, I should probably try not to act like a douche today. KURVBALL:  You should probably try not to act like a douche every day.  ME: *pause* KURVBALL: *smug head-tilt* ME:  Touché

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Between Two Campaigners

The conversation started off innocently enough… …but then yours truly took it into a different direction Every once in a while I have to remind Kurvball who she’s dating, just to make sure she’s sure.

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Between Two Campaigners

While IM-ing with Kurvball last night tonight… Gabe: OMG …I found you… …in .GIF form… ….your .GIF essence. JEN: Bwahahahahahaha

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Between Two Campaigners

ME:  “Dear Twitter, to be in this relationship, you have to make at least one poop joke per day.” KURVBALL:  “We make poop-jokes with great regularity.” TOGETHER:  *high-five*

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CONTEXT:  Watching Seasosn 1, Episode 3 of “Downton Abbey” last night. ME:  “That is the weakest ‘No means no’ I’ve ever heard.” KURVBALL:  “She’s obviously into it at this point.” ME:  “What are the chances this is going to be … Continue reading

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Between Two Campaigners

In response to a short series of emails that began earlier today, I present the following

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