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TARGET…ACQUIRED.

Purchased here, amongst Valve’s mess of Portal-related gear here…my camo-pattern sentry turret finally arrived in the mail today.  The best part is imagining the Toy Story-esque conversations it and my “speech-capable” turret will have with each other while I’m at work. … Continue reading

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Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: “Boots”

Over the last few weeks, we’ve gotten quite a few enticing reasons to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: from the planks of tomorrow, to test-optimized bots, to the last word in pre-emptive defense, the Home Safety Turret. Today marks Aperture’s fourth … Continue reading

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Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: “Turrets”

This week’s reason to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: CEO and founder Cave Johnson’s announcement that the applied sciences company is making its military-grade turret line available to consumers.

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Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: “Bot Trust”

In this week’s informational video, Aperture Science founder Cave Johnson explains why robots’ll get you the biggest bang for your testing dollar. Don’t wait until April 19th to get in on the ground floor. Invest in documentary game futures today! … Continue reading

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Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: “Panels”

Valve, in partnership with Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories, announced today the first of four “investment opportunity” videos leading up to the April 19th release of Aperture’s documentary video game Portal 2. The first video, titled “Panels”, showcases one of the … Continue reading

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