Tag Archives: The Onion

NOPE

And yet, try to rent a movie with the same friends and you practically need a U.N subcommittee just to narrow things down to three choices. [via The Onion]

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The Onion’s writing stories about me again.

In Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://t.co/QV7Ofc36N8 pic.twitter.com/j7YeoAc9Kx — The Onion (@TheOnion) August 31, 2014

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Studies show consumers no longer people.

Oh, to have the refined sensibilities of The Onion. More Corporations Using Tag And Release Programs To Study American Consumers http://t.co/NdMUtlNfpk pic.twitter.com/QeWEQ2SMSc — The Onion (@TheOnion) June 13, 2014

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I have the same problem, but more often with sour cream.

Jesus, this is me in real life more often than I care to admit. [via The Onion]

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Depressing, The Onion…

…you just described my actual life’s goals: Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times | Also Healthy, Fulfilled, and Loved http://t.co/froi40XCN1 — The Onion (@TheOnion) August 1, 2013

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Friday Goodies Roundup!!!

“Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” – Malachy McCourt

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Friday Goodies Roundup!!!

Decisions have to be made in life.  Sometimes they take us to scary places, sometimes they take us to absolutely amazing places, and finally, sometimes they take us to relatively mediocre places, but motivate us to wish and strive for … Continue reading

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A Story of Tweets -OR- Tale of the 500 foot Terrorist

BREAKING: Severe Seismic Activity Detected Near Location Where Bin Laden Buried At Sea http://onion.com/cor9x7 — The Onion (@TheOnion) May 25, 2011 Continue the story after the jump.

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Prepress Hulk

Sssooooooo…we’re apparently now following a twitter account by the name of “Prepress Hulk”.  Still deciding if it beats reading articles The Incredible Hulk has written for The Onion. HULK RECEIVE WORDPERFECT FILES. OS X TIME MACHINE NOT GO THAT FAR … Continue reading

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The Onion’s Infographic on the New Beastie Boys Album

God bless The Onion.  I mean…really.  I want to have their satirical, mythical children.  I just have so much appreciation for their latest infographic, as it touches upon my own affection for the Beastie Boys themselves.  My personal note of … Continue reading

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