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Category Archives: Between Two Campaigners
Between Two Campaigners
KURVBALL: “Today’s dinner?” ME: *PAUSE* KURVBALL: “………………………………………………………………………………………………………….” ME: *PAUSE* KURVBALL: “MOTHERFUCKING TACO TUESDAY, BITCHES.” ME: KURVBALL: “Going to get one of those rotisserie chickens, shred it up good and make some tortillas and it’s going to be AMAZING” ME:
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*continues conversation* GABE: Well, I should probably try not to act like a douche today. KURVBALL: You should probably try not to act like a douche every day. ME: *pause* KURVBALL: *smug head-tilt* ME: Touché
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In an effort to prove to Google I’m not a robot, they gave me the name to my next band.
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While IM-ing with Kurvball last night tonight… Gabe: OMG …I found you… …in .GIF form… ….your .GIF essence. JEN: Bwahahahahahaha
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ME: “Dear Twitter, to be in this relationship, you have to make at least one poop joke per day.” KURVBALL: “We make poop-jokes with great regularity.” TOGETHER: *high-five*
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CONTEXT: Watching Seasosn 1, Episode 3 of “Downton Abbey” last night. ME: “That is the weakest ‘No means no’ I’ve ever heard.” KURVBALL: “She’s obviously into it at this point.” ME: “What are the chances this is going to be … Continue reading
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In response to a short series of emails that began earlier today, I present the following
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Kurvball on the left, yours truly on the right. The link in question…
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CONTEXT: Gabe mocks Kurvball’s latest round of “garbage jenga” Kurvball: “Why do you hate me like the sun hates icarus?” *Gabe cry-laughs for five minutes* Gabe: “That was the most beautiful and poetic simile for hate I’ve ever heard.”
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