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Kurvball had fun with Siri last night.

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Portal turret will haunt Kurvball’s nightmares

Kurvball gets freaked out enough when I screw around with my Portal turret LED flashlight, especially when I get it to talk.  I look forward to somehow aquiring this puppy for the purposes of giving her a full-on stroke whenever … Continue reading

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Me, on Saturday night after I took a muscle relaxant for a headache and then had a couple of beers and all I wanted to do was go home and sleep and not wait for f***ing ever for the transit system to get me home.

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Happy Caturday!!!

Kurvball and I are celebrating with a mega-date.  Enjoy!

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Between Two Campaigners

CONTEXT: Gabe mocks Kurvball’s latest round of “garbage jenga” Kurvball: “Why do you hate me like the sun hates icarus?” *Gabe cry-laughs for five minutes* Gabe: “That was the most beautiful and poetic simile for hate I’ve ever heard.”

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I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here

Kurvball suffers a crisis after dipping my sweater into her coffee:

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“Look, by the Time You’re Done, You’ll be Lucky to Have Any BONES Left.”

Every time I consume my oatmeal for breakfast, I put in a couple of spoonfuls of this wheatbran. I went to the store last night to replenish my supply. Kurvball and I affectionally call it “Colon-Blow”, ’cause it’ll work your … Continue reading

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Best Keytar Player Ever

I think Kurvball and I just found the fellow that’ll be playing the tunes at our wedding:

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Das Kürbis

Of COURSE the palest pumpkin on the raised platform is going to be the one that looks like it could rule Germany with an iron fist.  Way to go, neighbors to Kurvball.

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Kurvball Records a New Text Message Tone for my iPhone

It’s, ummm, real “special”.  God bless her.

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